The year in Sarah Palin faux pas

From Alaska Dispatch. Not sure if this is a serious newspaper or what, but they clearly don't like Sarah Palin and of course mockery is the order of the day, both for them and for Comedy Central.


Alaska Dispatch: The year in Sarah Palin faux pas

Did you know physicians have concluded that Sarah Palin's advice may cause cancer? That's just one of many nuggets of wisdom in 2012's "worst moments with Mama Grizzly." And even though she's got a few days left yet to make Alaska proud, Comedy Central was first out the gate to recognize Palin's contributions to America's civic discourse.
Here's a glimpse:

• In response to the mass shooting in Newtown, Palin delivers a "crappy joke" about the president.
• No comment from Mamma Grizzly after son Track files for divorce, leaving only Piper or Trigg to resurrect the "family values" in the Palin family.
• Alaska's Joan of Arc accuses President Obama of being addicted to "hope-ium"

Want more? Of course you do -- read the zingers until your eyes bleed at Comedy Central (or below)

If you thought Sarah Palin peaked in 2008, you haven't been paying attention to her in 2012 (not that we blame you). So we're pleased to present an exclusive analysis we're calling The Worst Sarah Palin Moments of 2012 (So Far).
8. Palin calls Time magazine irrelevant for naming President Obama its Person of the Year, when really it's irrelevant for still trying to be in the print media.
7. In response to the mass shooting in Newtown, Palin sums up this horrific tragedy with a Cee Lo song and a crappy joke about the president.
6. Palin's son Trog (or something) gets a divorce after 18 months of marriage, and his family-values-having mom has no comment, because… family values.

5. Palin apologizes after telling Republicans not to stop being "wusses" during fiscal cliff discussions. Yet she still hasn't apologized for her crimes against grammar and logic.
4. This terrible pun.
3. Palin mocks President Obama's Christmas card for featuring Bo, instead of baby Jesus coming down from heaven to give the Constitution to Paul Revere or whatever.
2. As the battle for Chick-Fil-A/America's greasy soul rages, Palin jumps into the fray to prove that a) she has no idea how the First Amendment works and b) she still hates the gays.
1. Despite raising hundreds of thousands of dollars through her Super PAC, Palin gives Mitt Romney nothing except a half-hearted endorsement wrapped in a long screed about Barack Obama.
So there you have it, the worst Sarah Palin moments of 2012. And to those of you wondering who cares about Sarah Palin any more, the answer is: not even Sarah Palin.